Funny sms; 9386 messages
Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
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Boy: I LOVE U...
Girl: ME TOO...
BOY: How much u do u love me???
Girl: As much as u do...
Boy: "U CHEATER...I THOUGHT U REALLY LOVED ME"
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Last night,da moon asked me "if ur friend is not msging u,why u dont leave ur friend?
" i looked back at the moon & said
"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"
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Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
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Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Ali''s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Ali''s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Ali''s.
S.M : Sir , what is this Ali''s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
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WHENEVER I WANT UR PRESENCE,
I READ YOUR SMS...................
WHENEVER I WANT TO SEE YOU,
I CLOSE MY EYES......................
WHENEVER I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,
KUTTE KO PATHAR MAAR DETA HOOON
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AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"
JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"
INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.
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XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
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XCUSE ME....
WATS UR MOBILE NUMBER???
I WANNA RECHECK...
COZ I FEEL THERE''S SOME ERROR...
KYUNKI SMS JATA TO HE PAR AATA Nahi he..
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Man ask to GOD- whats love?
God said- Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Man returned empty handed & told that I founded the most beautiful flower but I kept walking in hope of a better one. And then I realised I ignored the best
one. I went back but could not find it there.
GOD said- This is love. U dont value it when u have it but repent when u lose it.
So never let ur love go!!
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Every walk of life will contain
ups and downs,
flowers and thorns...
So my sincere advice to you is
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"Chapalaan pai rakhna"
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Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
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Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
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Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
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Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.
Thank you.
.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤
Clean WoRlD.
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